You Are Number One Shirt

$60.57 NZD
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Featuring the Funny Mule mascot flashing the world's most universally understood hand signal, this shirt is a tribute to stubborn independence, blue collar grit, and the fine art of not giving a damn. Whether you're dealing with a broken machine, a pointless meeting, a customer who knows everything, or a guy who insists on telling you how to do your job, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking without you having to say a word.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Printed on a premium Comfort Colors 1717 garment dyed t-shirt, it delivers the soft broken in feel that hardworking folks appreciate. Comfortable enough for the jobsite, the campground, the garage, the lake, the tailgate, or wherever you go to escape people who deserve the Number One salute.

Built For The Independent Types

  • Blue collar workers
  • Mechanics
  • Welders
  • Truck drivers
  • Carpenters
  • Electricians
  • Plumbers
  • Hunters
  • Fishermen
  • Anyone with a healthy appreciation for sarcasm

Why You'll Love It

  • Premium Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight garment dyed t-shirt
  • Soft lived in comfort from day one
  • Relaxed fit for everyday wear
  • Large back graphic featuring the Funny Mule mascot
  • Perfect conversation starter
  • Built for work, weekends, and raising a little harmless hell
  • Designed for hardworking Americans who tell it like it is

A Shirt That Says What You're Thinking

Let's face it. Most people have at least one reason to throw up a Number One every now and then.

Maybe it's traffic.

Maybe it's politics.

Maybe it's your buddy who swears he can fix it cheaper.

Whatever the reason, this shirt captures that feeling with a grin and a sense of humor.

At Funny Mule Apparel Brand, we create funny blue collar apparel inspired by working class dads, tradesmen, outdoorsmen, and people who aren't interested in pretending life is more complicated than it needs to be. The You Are Number One™ T-Shirt is bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get laughs from the right crowd.

Because sometimes the nicest thing you can say is absolutely nothing at all.

Size Chart & Care Guide

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.